Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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