we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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