Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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