...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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