How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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