if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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