O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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