I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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