he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize