We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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