I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
These tits shall not be calmed
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
