After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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