Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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