Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
