Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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