i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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