No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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