Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
bring money and cleavage
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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