Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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