If i come over, it means nothing
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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