Quick, to the slutcave!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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