Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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