it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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