physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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