Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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