Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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