This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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