Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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