birth control should be required to get into college
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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