David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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