Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
operation have a gay friend backfired
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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