these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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