im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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