if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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