butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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