So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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