your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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