I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize