Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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