there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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