It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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