smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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