Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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