We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
His nipple licking is glorious
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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