terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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