didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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