: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
nutella sex= disaster
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
