some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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