Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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