ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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