She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
What a dumb baby whore.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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