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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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