Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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