Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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