You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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