just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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