That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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